It’s ALIVE!!!!!
Because helloooo…. (said like a sassy gay Filipino man in short jean shorts with a rainbow sweatband around his receding hairline) …the mania of Madonna looms near us with the Superbowl in less than two weeks! And in between all that, there’s the Jay Leno interview on the 30th and HOUR long interview February 2nd with Anderson Cooper (you know his not-so-inner gay is so giddy about that)
I’ve had no Madona to eat for almost three years and then all of a sudden I’m gorging on a Madonna buffet and as a result Madonna vomiting ensues. I can’t vomit it on Facebook unless I want to lose all my friends so I have to vomit it here, on WordPress.
Welcome. Put on your paper shoes.
Anderson Cooper interview previews:
Here’s a MDNA Teaser/backstage footage of Madonna making Gimme all your L.U.V. with MIA – I’ll be honest, the leaked version was not my favorite. It sounded very much like it was double dipped in Hollaback sauce with a garnish of Gwen Stefani. I really hope the final version will be much more funky.
but even if it turns out not to be a great song, I’ll be too happy to have Madonna in my face again to even notice if it’s bad. Because shortly after the Superbowl, the release of the single, then the ALBUM!! And then…. (breaths heavily) …. THE TOUR!!!!!!!
So stay tuned for my inevitable freak outs and melt downs which I’m sure will be just as entertaining and definitely more disturbing than this whole Madonna ordeal.
And here’s a video of Madonna on Ellen back in 06′ just because, seriously. How great does Madonna freakin look? And look how scared Ellen got when Madonna danced close to her. She jumped on the chair! I wonder if Portia is a raging jealous freak at home? Or maybe Brazilian boy eating cougar vagina isn’t her thing?
