Here’s the new cover of her new single and I’m so excited for this I think I just tooted in my pants. (excitement makes me gassy.  I also get gassy at bookstores. So if you see me at a book store, keep your distance).

And yet even more toot inducing news….

Madonna will be releasing her new single “Give Me All Your Luvin’” featuring Nicki Minaj & M.I.A. on February 3rd, three days before her highly anticipated Bridgestone Super Bowl halftime performance, it was officially confirmed by Interscope Records.

iTunes will offer an exclusive global pre-order of an 18 track Deluxe Edition of MDNA including one exclusive remix from Madonna’s new album. The bonus remix will be available from Friday, February 3rd through Monday, February 6th only. 

During this time period the album will be available for $9.99 and fans will also receive the digital single “Give Me All Your Luvin’” immediately. This single is also exclusive to iTunes during this limited time. At launch, the offer can be found at www.iTunes.com/Madonna.

The video for “Give Me All Your Luvin’,” directed by Megaforce, is football and cheerleader themed – inspired by her upcoming Super Bowl appearance. In an Anerican Idol exclusive, Madonna will world preview the video for her new single “Give Me All Your Luvin’,” featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A., during IDOL Thursday, Feb. 2 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. The full video for “Give Me All Your Luvin’” will premiere on Madonna‘s YouTube channel on February 3rd at 9am EST/6am PST. www.youtube.com/Madonna.

Read more: http://www.drownedmadonna.com/index/item/499-official-press-release-for-madonnas-give-me-all-your-luvin-and-mdna.html#ixzz1ksMX3RlB

Here’s the breakdown on what’s coming soon .. so very very soon!!

January 30th: Jay Leno interview
February 2nd: Super Bowl halftime Show press conference at 2:00 PM ET
February 2nd: Anderson Cooper interview
February 2nd: Give Me All Your Luvin’ video preview on American Idol
February 3rd: Give Me All Your Luvin’ is released
February 3rd: MDNA deluxe 18 track edition available for pre-order on iTunes
February 3rd: Give Me All Your Luvin’ video premiere on Madonna’s youtube channel at at 9am EST/6am PST
February 5th: Super Bowl performance with M.I.A., Nicki Minaj and LMFAO
February 14th: W.E. – Music From the Soundtrack physical edition released
March 26th: MDNA released

Taking bets on when exactly I will actually make a mess in my pants. The Superbowl? The album’s release? The tour announcement? The concert?  I don’t even know when that will happen but I can tell you it’s close and I have extra pants on hand for such an occasion… or occasions … plural, because I think you and I both know pants soiling over Madonna isn’t just going to be a one time thing with me.

I’ve had no Madona to eat for almost three years and then all of a sudden I’m gorging on a Madonna buffet and as a result Madonna vomiting ensues.  I can’t vomit it on Facebook unless I want to lose all my friends so I have to vomit it here, on WordPress.

Welcome. Put on your paper shoes.

Anderson Cooper interview previews:

Here’s a MDNA Teaser/backstage footage of Madonna making Gimme all your L.U.V. with MIA – I’ll be honest, the leaked version was not my favorite. It sounded very much like it was double dipped in Hollaback sauce with a garnish of Gwen Stefani. I really hope the final version will be much more funky.

but even if it turns out not to be a great song, I’ll be too happy to have Madonna in my face again to even notice if it’s bad. Because shortly after the Superbowl, the release of the single, then the ALBUM!! And then…. (breaths heavily) …. THE TOUR!!!!!!!

So stay tuned for my inevitable freak outs and melt downs which I’m sure will be just as entertaining and definitely more disturbing than this whole Madonna ordeal.

And here’s a video of Madonna on Ellen back in 06′ just because, seriously. How great does Madonna freakin look? And look how scared Ellen got when Madonna danced close to her. She jumped on the chair! I wonder if Portia is a raging jealous freak at home? Or maybe Brazilian boy eating cougar vagina isn’t her thing?

Holy cow! I know the Queen’s face is seriously photoshopped but still – I think she looks gorgeous in all these pictures and the whole Madonna kissing Jesus thing is kind of hilarious.  He’s a nice little fling after a tough divorce that’s for sure.  ;-p I’m just hoping that Madonna is smart enough not to make this Jesus thing into anything ‘relationshippy’ – but I don’t see that happening.  He looks like a himbo.  A gorgeous himbo sure but a himbo nonetheless.

In other news, the Sticky Sweet Tour has continued on in Europe and is sold out! I’m so jealous.  I want to go again so bad but I’m also kind of excited for the new projects Madonna has lined up now that she’s with Live Nation.  You can be sure that she’s going to get more hits on the radio with Live Nation backing her up.  It’s a shame that Hard Candy came out while she was still signed with Warner – who did absolutely nothing to promote any of her other singles besides 4 minutes – which in my opinion was the worst song on the album!!!  Oh well, I look forward to more Madonna deliciousness in 2009!   Hopefully I’ll win another contest for the Queen!

My Madonna withdrawals usually kick in the day after a concert.  Basically I’ve built myself up so much for the concert, that when it’s finally over, my brain cannot grasp or handle the fact that it’s over until she goes on tour again.  So then I g into a tailspin of looking over my concert pictures, looking at other people’s concert pictures, trying to get my hands on a bootlegged dvd of the concert – it’s crazy.  When I attend her concert multiple times, Madonna withdrawals are to blame.

So I was pleasantly surprised when I didn’t have Madonna withdrawals this time around.  I was glad because this year I didn’t have enough money to go to more than one.  I thought it was because I just had such a great seat, that my Madonna thirst was finally quenched.

Wrong.  It turns out the Madonna high just lasted longer because I had such a great seat.  The high is finally wearing off and I’ve been watching my Madonna footage over and over, and I’ve even made another mini-video movie of my concert footage, primarily using footage of Madonna looking at me.

I know. I’m sick.  But seriously, check out these pictures and tell me Madonna doesn’t love the Midge right back! (I have video too but I can only post it on Facebook because Youtube and Google have that stupid copyright shit and won’t let me post because I’m using Madonna’s song. BULLSHIT)

The Number One grossing tour in history for solo artist

Monday, December 22, 2008

Check out Madonna jumping rope while doing rehearsals as the crowd goes wild.